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5secondsof-preferences:

princessgettingnakeddd:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
I CANT EVEN….

OMFG HAHA

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

Anonymous asked: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

only-one-canoli:

my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

becausebirds:

Tony Squawk

mistressmaryd:

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

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omgcal:

Why do I find this so funny