sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
nice try mom
what r u trying to do lil partner
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.
my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality
WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL
[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]
[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]
Why do I find this so funny